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The story is available as a PDF download here: Revenge of The Red Pirate
There really was a Burt Lancaster movie – except he was a ‘Crimson’ Pirate. I changed the name in the title of the story, because ‘crimson’ sounds a little naff these days!
Extract from the poster for ‘The Crimson Pirate’: “I’ll eat the smoke of their cannon, and steal the woman from the king!”