What a f**king shambles.
An online application for Passport renewal submittal, that doesn’t then hand out login details for later tracking.
The requirement to send old passport via snail-mail across the world, with no acknowledgement whatsoever that this has arrived safely – despite them knowing the applicants email address.
Further enquiries result in an email from SOMEBODY at [...]
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist.
Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist [...]
Boyfriend too much of a high flier?
Insists on wearing his pyamas in bed?
Works too hard?
Likes wearing your clothes?
Rubs you up the wrong way?
Is A Frustrated Astronaut?
Is just plain Bad!
Yup, this is a new venture for me, and one that will surely surprise both friends, and occasional readers of this blog alike.
Briefly, the idea is this: Every time some politician mentions ‘God’; Every time some poor twat of a public servant, such as a High Court Judge, gives credibility to some half-baked fairy-story religion, [...]
I got a shock in bed last night. No, I didn’t find a beautiful young woman in it. I reached down to switch off my electric blanket. A convulsed and slightly burned hand resulted.
I had failed to notice that the cable entering the controller of the Silent Night Electric Blanket I bought last year in [...]
Or: Lies, damned lies, and SAGE Pay transaction slips
I stayed at Holne Park House, situated in River Dart Country Park, Devon, from the evening of 24th May until the following Monday morning of 27th May.
On arrival I presented my VISA debit card, and a business card with my contact details, to pay for my [...]
It’s not often that I backtrack in these posts – reminiscing aside, but I’ve been going through backed-up documents recently and ‘discovered’ 5 session reports I’d done on my short excursion into a Counselling course in 2004. I’ve decided to publish these here, as I’m sure they will strike a chord with fellow BP sufferers.
Are YOUR Deeds ’safe’ in Halifax Deedstore? – As they promised?
Or do these important historical documents ‘no longer exist’, like my own House Title Deeds?
An article appearing in The Telegraph in 2001 highlighting the problems with digitization, expressed concern at the demize of the paper ‘history’ of your house.
Shame I didn’t read it then. Though [...]
I turned, and we walked the short distance back to Carthowen’s overblown mansion, it’s grotesque kitsch borrowed from the styles of a hundred different worlds.
He halted suddenly when he saw Cilla and the hapless Carthowen, tethered by his neck ring to the rear of the saddle.
I laughed. “Don’t be afraid of her. She is here [...]